I’ve been writing science fiction, fantasy and erotica since 1989, and all of it has appeared on the web in one form or another. The Journal Entries is the oldest work currently available, and my favorite, although I’m most notorious for The Only Fair Game and my Thundercats parody, the latter of which has earned me attention from Cruel Site and Something Awful.

The first story I read on alt.sex.stories was something about the Brady Bunch. Now, to .show you how much of a geek I am, I know nothing about the Brady Bunch. I thought Florence Henderson was the Wesson Oil Woman. I've never seen an entire episode. I never watched the movie. I have no idea who "Marsha" is nor why it should be amusing (FSDO) that she should be humping the dog.

But my main impression was that it was *so* badly written. It was one huge paragraph with no breaks. Sentence structure was non-existent. The sex wasn't hot.

And so I sat down, mined the material I had been writing in a notebook for nearly a decade, and wrote "The Kittenin'." It's not my best story, but it's the first one I ever posted, and the feedback from it was sufficient that here I am, a decade older and 200 stories done...